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duth said something real beautiful the other day he said "You know a lot of people pray you know before and they're
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thankful or they pray for stuff when they need it and then after they've been through it but pray and be thankful in
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the middle of your difficulties cuz that's when we really learn most." And we should be grateful
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for that too for all of it god wants us to experience the whole gamut of feelings and emotions and experiences
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that's his gift and how we react to it as our gift back
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any other questions yeah first of all thanks for uh coming to see us today oh
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it's a pleasure i love anytime I come to Texas when it's under 110 degrees i love
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it so we got about 90 today well you've been entertaining this for a
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long time and uh appreciate your humor um big fan um but I I want to thank you
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for something else i've uh I've been watching you on YouTube with Charlie um
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Charlie Kirk yes thank you and I I appreciate you because
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um common sense and uh just all the values that
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this this country was built on have uh seem to be gone gone out the window and
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and you stand up for what you believe in um you don't cow cow down to the the
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people that can't come to a comedy show and not get offended well you know this culture is worth fighting for amen i
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remember when I was uh 9 years old the first movie I ever saw was Blazing Saddles
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that movie couldn't be made today they couldn't make that movie today you're right they couldn't make Doo Piglo well
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they they wouldn't want to make Digalo again but but you know that's interesting cuz I think the idea that we
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need somebody to protect us somebody to censor uh us to protect our feelings and
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I just say this to people the the people who are most sensitive the most easily injured the
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most easily offended should not be the ones deciding what we get to listen to
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that's right what we get to watch and if they're offended they could do this incredible thing it's called watching
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something else it's an amazing power that we used to have and suddenly it's
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gone but I I think um hopefully we're coming out of that i hope that they'll come back to a place and you know I was
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lucky we were able to make it's really difficult to make movies it's very expensive and it takes a studio they got to make it they got to fund it they got
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to pay it they got to promote it and then they got to see if anybody goes and sees it so it's interesting uh and it's
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it's fun but it's expensive and it's anytime a movie's made it's a miracle in some way so luckily I've had a few
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miracles god bless you and God bless you thank you look forward to uh more of your films yeah i'm going to go Charlie
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Kirk is fun to to go to universities with for sure it's really interesting cuz um there's no really debate or
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talking anymore on campus it's so when someone has to really discuss something
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their their argument usually falls apart because it's not built on anything real
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it's a presupposition they're they're taught not to think critically on campus now
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they're taught to become advocates to a partisan policy that's illiberal and
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unamerican so they can't talk to you so it's nice but I feel very good that a
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lot of kids are waking up young people in university kids are waking up because they're they realize that they're being
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lied to and that a lot of this is nonsense and that if you just cuz you say you're a girl doesn't mean you're a
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girl cuz if you die in a thousand years we find your bones we can tell from your
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DNA testing you're a dude so it's pretty simple next anybody
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yeah hey what was your uh
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I'll I'll answer that question um what was your what was your breakfast this morning eggs uh what was my favorite
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movie yeah that like the one that you had the most fun in the one I had the most fun on was the weirdest one uh the
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Zohan that I'm saying it was very weird but I I really had a great time on that cuz it
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was uh I spent two I spent literally a month working on two versions of the same Palestinian accent and uh and it
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was really fun to work with other actors and on that one and for my mom who watched the movie you said you were in
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the movie I didn't see you where were you and I said I'm that guy no you're not that guy so it's cool to Adam used
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to try to hide me as much as he could in movies so thank you yes
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hi Rob um um Haj how did you get um approached for
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the role of Norm from Nor if you remember that movie that movie is such a
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disappointment for me i hope if you like it I apologize we spent four years working on that thing i wrote so many
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jokes with Jamie Lisso it was on Gutfeld we made it better and that stupid director didn't listen to us and I so I
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never would was in the the sequels to that one i mean the movie's cute whatever but it could have been really
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funny and that idiot cut out all the jokes so wherever that director is I guarantee you he's not at this
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convention right now no that one pissed me off but anyway I
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if you like the movie I take it all back nice okay all right thank you hey Rob
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whoa that was loud yeah do you have a fun story to share about benchwarmers or
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the hot chick behind the scenes that a lot of people might not know about well The Hot Chick my wife only let my
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kids see it well only one of my kids see it when she turned 12 that's the only
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movie my wife has let any of my kids see unfortunately there's a guide you can go
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look up and says you know whether your kids should see movies or not um that was a the hot chick was was a pretty
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good one the uh there's some really funny scenes in that that the the guys
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who was right for the Simpsons Matt Selman Mike Reese Dan Grainy uh Lou
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Martin these are some of the people that just geniuses that help you come up with
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funny ideas my favorite guy over there is Matt Selman and he came up with the line was like "Can I get that sex on the
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beach with extra sugar on the rim yum." And he said "Hurry up i'm going to pee
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in my panties." And he's supposed to be a guy i mean my girlfriend's panties
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would you ever pee in your girlfriend's panties check out this [ __ ] not peeing in his girlfriend's panties
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anyway um that one made me laugh hard but they're all fun i mean Adam Sandler
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had you know we got to the set on 51st Dates and there was no first line he said "Well let's just come up with
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something." I said "What do you mean come up with something you didn't figure this out already?" And so you know the
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studios watching and we're coming up and the line the only line I could think of is like "Shock only bite you when you
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try to touch their private parts." I said "That's good enough that's good enough are you sure?" Yeah that's good
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enough so I guess it was good enough but those are those are a lot of fun to do adam is a a particular talent you know
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he's the hardest working guy I've ever known in show business and um never a week goes by he doesn't call
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a check where are you right now what are you doing where are you going today you're Dallas what for he just checks up
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on me he's such a good friend yes hey Mr schneider uh can I get a fumble for me
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fumble oh my god that was like the first movie I ever made fumble fumble liar all right no that was um I didn't even know
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what movies how to make movies or anything and the next thing I from Saturday Night Live I got in that one and then 50 and then um um Home Alone
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after that oh Home Alone yeah home yeah yeah well I just I just wanted to say that to to piggy back on what was said
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earlier man the fact that you're able to couple your humor with your acumen you know the way that you're standing up
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today for all but but the thing that that really makes an impact is that you're so you know sharp you know in
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your humor so the the coupling of those is doing a a really good thing well
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thank you there was a joke that took a year to come out and it was about slave reparations in California and I was like
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there's something crazy here and I don't know what it is and then I was driving in Anaheim and it hit me i said "The
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state of California wants to pay slave reparations to pay people who were never
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slaves to be paid for by people who never owned slaves in a state that never
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had slaves that's like paying child support
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for a child you never had to a woman you never had sex with."
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But it got the idea of how kind of crazy it is in the culture that has gone too
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far tolerance to the part of idiocy and that's California don't California
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you're Texas people and I know it's happened i know Athens I know that Austin is lost i
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apologize but hang in to Dallas that's all you got hang in there yes over
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there so me and my family we grew up this is more of a request if you can do it
9:49
watching Water Boy growing up water boy and one of our favorite lines is a qu or
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a statement you said and I'm just wondering now can you do it you can do
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it the water boy's a cheater cut his head off that was the interesting part about that
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was um you know for him asking for the guy he likes to have his head cut off
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because he lost the game my favorite one though was yelling at um his mama wake
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her ass off we got the weed tomorrow you know for PG-13 is pretty
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good hey I know that move yeah yes hello Bears fan hi
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uh my my question is uh sorry I bumped a little bit um that's okay uh you you you
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did great in Grown-Ups uh thank you uh why were why weren't you in Grown-Ups
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Too cuz my wife was having a baby and I didn't want to go if I was in Grown-Ups
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Too I would have been in Divorce too like I like Adam Sandler fun but I
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really had to make this relationship work cuz I really like my house the idea of moving is I just I
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don't want to do it so no I I I missed a lot of my career being in movies and TV and uh I didn't want to miss the that
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beautiful event so luckily I didn't and and luckily I'm still married because of
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that but yeah we're going to do uh Grown-Ups 3 next summer so it'll come
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out in the next fall yes
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hi Rob my name is Sammy how are you doing good thank you Sammy hey thanks for coming appreciate that thank you uh
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I got a few questions or comments um
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so you just mentioned somebody saying that uh happy Paris saying "We just lost
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last night the Dallas Stars lost." I know i was I invited to the game and I'm glad I didn't go because they would have
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blamed me cuz when they went the last game seven they won and I was there so
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they wanted me to come last night some of you have had a crushing sports loss
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or something like that in your life oh my whole life has been crushing sports look at me i'm a crushing sports loss
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already yeah um yeah I think every time the 49ers
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lose to the Dallas Cowboys it's a horrible time thank you that's my favorite team no when the Cowboys uh beat the 49ers in
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the playoffs like in the early 90s I still remember the pain of that yeah neither one of us are going to get out
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of here after that but I will tell you though the uh um they're going to do good this
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year they got a they got a good new wide receiver that's good and hopefully Jerry Jones will just shut up for the whole
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year that's what they need to do that's impossible we need Jerry Jones to say "Hey can't you just go on vacation
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you're 90 just chill out for a while it's too much pressure on the team so is
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this your cosplay outfit well it says you can do it on it oh okay i can't even
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We're all We're all come actors on stage we're just trying to dress our part i
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can't see I can't see nothing what is it it's uh the uh Cookie Monster oh good for you man you're never too old for
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that i I did actually have a couple of your Oh god i'm sorry checking up all your time what give one last one uh on
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SNL you played a lot of characters yeah uh was there one in particular that you really enjoyed doing the copy machine
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guy was good coffee machine guy there's one that I like that nobody you know that's much more rare is the the weed
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guy cuz I went to the store in upstate New York and everything in there looked like what my older brother would hide
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his weed in and so I went I took a little thing and I I took it up to the counter and I
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said "Where does the weed go in here?" And she looked at me but then the next week working with this really great
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writer named Lou Morton we wrote the sketch like you know this is a syninnagaliz loot it's carved from
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Deerwood they use one every seven years that's used for fertility rituals really
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what do I do with it you put your weed in there just you know that's thing about
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Saturday Night Live is that if you have an idea that's a little bit longer than a normal joke but it's not a movie
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that's the perfect venue so cool thanks and if you want to make fun of Adam
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Sandler that's okay sandler
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how you doing man good so my name is Sammy too so hey Sammy
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can you talk about how your uh audition process for Saturday scary yeah well I I
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was a comedian and all the comedians want to get make movies because that's that definitely you could upgrade
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your girlfriend you know if you make movies so um you know Saturday Night
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Live getting on that show was a really big deal this is 35 years ago um so I was a stand-up comedian and I
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performed the the main honcho over there the boss Lauren Michaels came out to go
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see comedians and I was one of the guys he was there to see that night and then um I did a set went
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really good i had a great set and I just walked out and left and the next day they said "Well Lauren would like to
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meet with you." And I said "Well I got a gig in San Diego for making
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$75." I said "Well he'll understand that I have to work and if he wants to meet me he can fly me to New York." So as I'm
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driving down to San Diego I literally have like a mental breakdown did I just
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screw up my entire life for 75 what am I doing and did I just blow it but out of
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all the comedians he met the only one he flew to uh New York was me who didn't go to that meeting because I was working so
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and then we got hired David Spade and I and David Spade true story he didn't put this in his book david Spade got hired
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because Lauren Michaels was told by Bernie Brilstein our manager that they write as a
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team and you have to hire both so that's So David got hired he owes me his entire
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career so just remind him when you see him thank you hello Rob my name is David i'm
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a very big fan of yours thank you i was lucky to meet you here in Dallas in 2016
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you were very nice to me i always remember that so thanks again for being here thank you you heard that ladies and
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gentlemen sammy he was a very nice guy thank you very much so my question is uh my favorite movie is Bench Warmers and I
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recently watched it i saw you know you sliding around and stuff what what was that like on your body like did you have
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to get in shape for that i was like I was almost 40 or 40 when I made the movie so yeah I was getting hurt every
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day on that movie but luckily I had a yoga person stretching me in every way possible and then I had um a baseball
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pitcher uh and a baseball hitter who was the same guy teaching me but it was the
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yoga that would kept me going and then also Shaquille O'Neal's doctor because when I was pitching sometimes the
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director I said you got to give me a couple days off and he said okay no worries the next day you got to pitch like pitch but I just pitched yesterday
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I'm going to hurt my so I tore my I tore my uh shoulder a light tear but Shaquille O'Neal has this doctor who's
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like he's a Chinese doctor which means it's going to be really painful and he did this thing called cupping with
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extraction cupping with and then you get this big bruise on your back but Then he also pokes needles in there to take the
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injury out it was very painful but you it it works and every baseball player
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knows about it now nobody knew about that 25 years ago so I'm always grateful to Shaquille O'Neal thank you so much
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Gus Bus i love it yeah all right Gusbuzz yes if you could have one superpower
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what would it be of course it's a very simple question to make as much money as
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Adam Sandler thank you you're welcome
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yes what would your superpower be i'm sorry what would your superpower be bring him back
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to stop time stop time that's interesting there's a movie that I want to do called Freeze which does that it's
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a kids movie you could be great in it that's a good idea what would you do with time if you if you're frozen i
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don't know basically anything basically anything will they get bored after a while i don't know how to do it also
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that's true you see this kid's going to do great and it's going to he's going to make he's going to be the next Bill
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Gates and we're all going to have to pay for it yes hello Mr schneider uh I was
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wondering what is your favorite Filipino dish oh man um a chicken adobo if you guys
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aren't Filipino you're not going to get this part uh and by the way do we have any other Filipinos here
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all right the others are all at the hospital god bless them all um I got to say like chicken adobo
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that's my big one but um the other one the pansit which is like the rice
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noodles with the seafood my mom never cooked that so when I went to my
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auntie's house they would cook it that was the best mita's house and uh but the
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pan sit is my favorite it's my wife figured out how to cook it uh but a
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chicken adobo that when I smell that I know I'm home with rice of course
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yes okay uh hi my name is uh Nathaniel hi
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Nathaniel like I got to say generally surprised to see here are you back here after nearly a decade
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thank you i I they were very nice invited me and it said Priscilla Presley's going to be there and I said
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I'm there so yeah I was I noticed you've done a lot of voice roles and I was like wondering uh what was like your favorite
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one to do well like I said Nor McDonald Nor McDonald's my favorite one norm
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McDonald um uh my favorite voice to do I
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really like The Reef believe it or not it's a little movie that u Mirror Max put out uh the reef is fun and I did
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like eight characters in it so I had a great time on that i love doing different characters cuz you guys can do
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different voices like one of the characters sounds like Christopher Walking so I made him talk like this the
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whole time and then um I like the old movie stars like Peter Lori cuz
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everything he said sounds so important i couldn't believe it i need to have it the papers are transiting so it's fun to
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do a bunch of those different old voices in movies but so that had a good time with them thank you yes
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hey Rob thanks for being here so uh I haven't watched Saturday Night Live in about 15 years but I grew up on the show
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and you were among my favorite cast in the entire history of the show we had a good one yeah yeah sandler and Farley
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and Spade and all those guys phil Hartman Dan Harman you can't beat it um
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they were good thank you what uh what was the craziest thing you saw Farley do on set farley was very funny and uh
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physically amazing but sometimes he would be a real practical joker
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um one time we were writing late at night it was very dark in the room and he came up to me he started asking me
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questions about "Have you ever spent any time in Wisconsin?" And I went "Uh no i mean I've been in
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Madison." Well let me tell you something and I knew there was something going on with Farley it was some joke but I
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didn't know where it was going so he has this normal conversation with me and he's kind of laughing and he turns
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around to walk away and he's got a whiskey bottle stuck up his ass so he made me talk to him when he
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had a Anyway that was a for him that was a joke
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the other one was um as a practical joke to his assistant
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while he was making Tommy Boy he took a dump in his own
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sink and I He said "Oh man my own sink man." I did man you didn't believe it i
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said "You took a dump in your own sink that's not a practical joke on him that's just practical joke on yourself."
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Oh man so anyway he uh he was a very special uh very special funny talent i I
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wish I could have made a movie with him i'm sorry that we never did yes so good afternoon
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getting I have a request and a question if that's okay the uh question uh you left us on a
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little bit of a cliffhanger for a childhood movie of mine Surf Ninjas did Indieg ever get that board waxed
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yes yeah that that was a um one of the first movies I ever did where I learned
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how to make a movie while we're making the movie and uh that was um you know
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one of those things that comes in handy later cuz when you want to make your own like Deuce Bigalow I learned from that movie like what the director's doing and
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stuff and we had to film that in Thailand the problem with filming a movie is that you they have costumes and
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if the costumes are too hot because they make them in Los Angeles so Lesie Nielsen is in Surf Ninjas he was 70 at
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the time god rest his soul had to fall down all the way down the stairs he didn't do we had a stunt double but they
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designed the outfits in Los Angeles we got to we got to Thailand and it was 120
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degrees so we're all sweating and then then then he puts on his bear outfit and
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I go "You know you're going to kill our our actor here and then there was a my favorite Leslie moment on the movie."
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She was you know just made me laugh is that there was this Thai family that lived in this bus the bus was the only
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place when we were on location that was slightly cooler than outside it was 95
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in the bus but outside it was like 115 so the bus you're still sweating but
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you're not completely dying anyway so the people the lovely Thai family it was
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their bus that they're renting us or whatever they say "Oh please leave no don't use bathroom please outside
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bathroom outside important please please." But we sleep here blah blah blah so we said "Oh yeah no problem." So
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anyway very important no no no the smell the horrible terrible you know 95 you
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know imagine that we live here this our house i said "Yeah don't worry about it i don't so please don't got so anyway
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yeah so anyway so Lesie Neielson's first day on set him walking to the back of the bus
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and I went like I hope somebody told them that for Lesie somebody told Leslie not to take a dump in their living room
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anyway he uses the bathroom in just that was it 95 degree heat that was it the
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these little Tai people God bless them they were like "No he ruined our house no
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please anyway cuz the bathroom you're not supposed to use but um that's all I
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remember he's like I I'm sorry young man i didn't realize that that was an issue i thought But anyway um that one made me
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laugh really hard i'm sorry it doesn't make you guys laugh but Yes oh hey could
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I get a It's me Jessica i'm in here from the wife yeah well you have to stand up for that one
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april it's me Jessica i'm in here so that was a fun one thank
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you that that movie holds up i I say that was my my the first movie that my
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wife let my kid my 12-year-old see yeah hi Rob it's nice to see you again nice
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to see you i was just wondering do you have any thing you were able to take home from a movie or from a show you
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know what that's really funny judge Dread uh Stallone gave me his belt belt
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buckle that said dread i still have that and then um on the water boy there was
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remember Adam Sanders putting up signs of a gorilla cuz he doesn't want his mom to think that he um was playing
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fooball anyway I was at the party and when I used to drink and uh that sign
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was at the front of the party and I said taking that with me so I took that and
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then um when I was working with Leslie Nielsen I said "That's a very nice suit
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sir where'd you get that?" He said "Well my last movie." And I'm like "You can take your clothes from your last from
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your movies it's in my contract young man." And so um you know I used to
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always just donate the stuff and then somebody come up to me and go you know you see this shirt does it do it remind
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you of anything they um I don't know it's from Benchwarmers i said "Yeah I didn't remember." They said "I paid $800
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for that." I said "$800 if I knew it was worth $800 I would have never given her away." So but people people collect it
27:16
now and people buy stuff like when they made um you know uh Harry Potter they sold
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all the wardrobe and stuff like that they auction it off but people got to know that there's like three or four of
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each of them so you don't know which one if they really wore it in the movie or not i remember because when I did Home
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Alone 2 Chris that's when Planet of Hollywood first opened and so they would
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hang up different movie you know paraphernalia and memorabilia and one of them was the the um the sled from Home
27:50
Alone one and so I was in Chris Columbus offices i said "Hey that was very nice
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you gave away the sled from Home Alone from Planet Hollywood." And he said "No
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that one we never used that one this is the one we used." And underneath his desk he pulled out the sled from allow
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one so be careful what you buy yes yes hi Rob uh thank you for being
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here you are an amazing person and an amazing actor i just want to ask if you would to do a cosplay what cosplay will
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be and what's your favorite anime oh man cosplay i probably want to do something
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from Star Wars so I can cover my head so nobody but nobody asked me for anything the whole day
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um let me see i really love I mean when I was a kid and I saw Star Wars this the
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the second movie especially I was just like lifech changing it just hit me so
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hard you know it's like it's so great to see the guy from Indiana Jones here how
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amazing was that movie when you saw it you know and then um I worked with uh
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Charlton H when he hosted Saturday Night Live and they said "Do you know that originally that was I made that movie
29:07
they remade that." So I never found out of Charlton H he has a movie that's similar to the Indiana Jones movies but
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um Stephen Spielberg's a genius probably the greatest American entertainer next to Elvis who ever lived just in case
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Priscilla is here all the best thank you
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hi Rob my name is Andrew uh thank you for being here first off thank you i went ahead took your advice man i bought
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your book um thank you exactly you can't do it surprisingly yep um a lot of
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really cool things in here to read about and all the pictures and stuff but I have to ask if you if you can recall what was the your most favorite thing to
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write about in this book uh probably
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um about my mother in the Philippines and uh about working at a gas
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station you know just cuz I was a when I was 16 I was working at a gas station
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when they had to change the license plate when you had to odd or even and people come up and they go like
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"Robbie you know me i'm sorry I don't have an even plate today but I really
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need gas and he's like so you just did what you could and
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I just remember like man I have to have a more fun job than this uh but uh that that's what was fun
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to write about in the book and also writing about um you know people who uh
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for vaccines and you know learning the history of where it really comes from vaka means how vaccine means how pox
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when you learn the history of it you really it's really something else and that's in the book because uh I think
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it's an important thing that people just don't get told that they have to take a shot or they have to close their
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business and that's not really fair and that's not that's hopefully will never happen again and thankfully President
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Trump has made an executive order stating that
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and Did the two Democrats get up and leave i love you love you i still love you
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uh yes sir mr schneider um kind of like a bit of two questions i've seen movies of you where you have you kind of have
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like the serious thing going with a dose of comedy to kind of you kind of ease in there i guess kind of like saying like
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how would it um I'd love to more dramatic films yeah i mean I'm going to make a few more movies i'm trying to
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figure out i really like performing live standup like I'm doing it here in Dallas Sunday for work tomorrow and then Waco
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in a couple hours i'm really driving right from here in this outfit to go stage in Waco um you have to do it if
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you to get a lot to get good at it u but there's a couple of movies not a
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lot there's a few movies that I would like to make uh I'm gonna figure out um
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you know I'm probably gonna do the animal too uh for the money and then um
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but we wrote a really funny script jamie Lisso and my wife Patricia Maya wrote a really funny script and we're going to
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see how that does and it's tough to make movies and then hopefully we'll get to make uh a couple of more there's a few
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ones I really feel like I want to throw my heart into and there's a TV series I'm going to start uh in the fall so
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called tenure yes last question yes
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thank you thank you awesome that you're here Rob thank you
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thanks for being here um when you were with uh Lesie Neielson do you have that heart thing if so uh
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Chris could have used that when he caught up and walked away i know he could have um yeah that's true lesie
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Nielsen the great actor Lesie Neielson from Naked Gun and those movies he used to literally have a fart machine carry
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with him my question uh though is uh and he just dread talking all of a sudden
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he's like on Judge Dread what how do you use the seashells that's not Judge Dread
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that's Demolition Man demolition Man that's right cuz what happens is it's a futuristic movie we unthaw this police
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officer from the 1990s and um and he doesn't know um he
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uses the toilet and can't find the toilet paper and I'm sorry but where's the toilet paper i don't I was just in
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the bathroom and I just in the elevator and then uh I just saw three
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seashells and then I it's like he doesn't know how to use the seashells and it's never explained for 30 years
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people asking me this question so my answer is is always the same yeah you take the three seashells you lift them
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up and the toilet paper comes out well thank you so much for your time
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have a great time it's amazing people here so all the best to you guys thank
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you so much for being here you can do it Dallas i love you thank you very much