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everyone already left the show but you there's 300 to 200 to 100 souls out
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in the audience and we're going to touch them all individually in a in a consenting and
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respectful way you ready for an hour of stupid
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shenanigans what's up you goofballs i knew we were going to fill this room
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to at least 5% capacity but it's not the size of the crowd it's the heart you're beating
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chests ladies and gentlemen welcome to the stage my third favorite person in the world ray chase
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i'm doing the math you have a wife and she'll ladies and gentlemen welcome to the stage my second favorite person in
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the world max middleman we are three parts of a whole
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[ __ ] uh my name's robbie dam and i'm a voice actor if your friends drag drag you here uh you might know me from shows
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such as uh sailor moon's tuxedo mask uh meg fushi girl and jiujitsu kaisen uh
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let's see oh i will keep it pg-13 for the rest of the show cuz there's a small human right in front staring shame into
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my eyes no more dirty wordies you got it and uh what else i've been playing uh d
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and d with the folks over at critical role for the last couple of years this beautiful man to my left is named
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max middleman hey you might know him from things such as such as plag from
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miraculous ladybug or king from seven deadly sins or itto from genchin impact
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or ryuji from persona 5 or saitama from one punch man not too shabby and most
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importantly for the 13year-old in the front row the fortnite chicken yeah the
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chicken guy that kid is legitimately stoked right now that's amazing give him
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a little taste give him a little taste
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perfect perfect and this beautiful man to my left also is ray chase let the people know what you guys you might know
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me as noctis from final fantasy 15 you might know me as sukuna and choso from shutsu kaisen you might know me as
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tekken from demon slayer bruno from jojo's bizarre adventure and mr
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mechanique denalise corning out kenshin impacts unix fontaine nulet
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and the three of us have been doing this silly little funny little show around the world for the better part of the
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last decade uh from detroit to dubai from tucson to tuscaloosa
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uh we we love just goofing around hanging out uh we it's sort of like a panel we play some games we answer some
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questions we run around like idiots we have a laugh does that that sound like fun yeah and we've realized that there's
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been a missing component in lava for the last 10 years and today we finally
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figured it out we need a lady
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so we found the closest thing we could please welcome sarah not jenny the voice
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of ash cat [Applause] show that was pretty ladylike that was
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pretty ladylike dude sarah's a seasoned improvisator and uh the best part is uh
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they've never played any of these games with us so uh i feel like you're going to be trial by fire tonight for the next
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yeah pretty much i don't know what i'm doing so give it up for sarah we're going to try we we've never tried this before i
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don't think we've ever brought in a fourth member of lava so you better be funny so wow expect nothing expect
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nothing i'm leaving okay bye robbie bye robbie perfect now i have them all to myself robbie is leaving he's a big time
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movie star kind of celebrity he's going to be going to his own panel but he's
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forgotten who he is what i need from you guys in the audience is who is robbie we
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as the panelists are going to do our best to give him hints to figure out who exactly he is but i need to know who he
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is a celebrity a historical figure your mom's maiden name what do you got dr
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what phil dr phil is he still around dr phil is a good good one any
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any other ones pronto pronto from final fantasy bro let's go dr phil we got it
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in one sarah do you understand what's happening no we are going to give him he
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is dr phil and we're going to do our best to give him hints without giving away the goose let's make him squirm
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baby good let's go we are going to on the count of three call him in with you're late 1 2 3 you're late 1 2 3
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you're late 1 2 3 you're late oh no i
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hope i'm not too late for professor oak to give me my starter
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it's me no no no i sit on it a lot of
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microphones i'm i'm just kidding you're clearly i'm surprised can i just say i'm surprised that you would be learning
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still from a are you in school or yeah i have a traumatic injury i can't go to
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school anymore i'm 92 years old baby yeah absolutely definitely a little past
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your prime although your mustache is looking incredible fabulous thank you i have a great mustache i'm
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the margaret thatcher i don't know i don't know i don't know your masculinity
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is is really on stage right now i can't really remember anymore uh because i'm
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not in school and i have a great mustache and you're not in school anymore you you probably went through a lot of school or maybe not yeah maybe
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not would you want to remind me what con this is that i'm at oh sure this is
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psychology con psychology con health psychology microphone tvc con tell me
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more you get the reference
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i am on television well yes obviously i'm on television okay that's good i
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love being on television i love i love my talk show on television you do i am
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did you know that you sarah are not the father
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i'm moryovich no unfortunate no i think you guys have
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been rivals for a long time much like ash and gary obviously you've been rivals uh but uh but i think you uh you
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absolutely are more iconic than mory your voice is amazing can you talk a little bit that funny accent i will say
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not as iconic as oprah no not as not as cool as oprah and i have a
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mustache steve harvey
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i'm not going to do the worst no i i think i think i'm not getting cancelled at psychology con i think you'll i think
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you look up to oprah i think you'll do whatever oprah tells you to do i i'm her husband steman
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you no but maybe at night you fantasize i was shipping it this is taking a turn
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two of you together working so long your mustache tickling her upper lip
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close your ass hang on hang on when that other show came on the air were you
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threatened because they were uh real doctors and uh oh my god hey i just want
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why does it sound like hey it's i've never watched a
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second of dr phil in my life that's hard sorry i used to watch that
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show every day i've never watched dr why are you both getting up
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we're still hosting a panel ray's turn ray has run out and who is
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ray going to be when he comes back in yes the host of jeopardy the host
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alex tbec he did did we say anything living sailor moon
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okay and in the back yes with the red yes captain hook captain hook classic
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that's a classic lots of disney people here yes dora the explorer door the explorer yes over here astro
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aferal samurai it's right here wiggles one of the wiggles just one the hot one the
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purple one you you know a couple of you know who i'm talking about we'll get two more and
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then you'll we'll pick one yes right here batman batman and elmo elmo all
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right who do we like the most uh what about what if uh it's elmo as the new
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host of jeopardy yeah yeah you want to do a more specific one yeah no i like elmo as the host of jeopardy yeah yeah
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on the count of three you're late ready one two three one two three
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one two three i'm so excited oh i reverbed this is
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great hello welcome oh oh you seem very salty yeah oh it's so what's up fam i'm
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diglett smart smart you're diggling no you're not i'm diglett i'm not diglett
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i'm master disguise yeah well you know what you and diglett had in common we've never seen your bottom half
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uh yes i'm kang from ninja turtles that's pretty good
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crane um the difference is is that as crang
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you're inside of a man but usually a man is yeah you got it you got it you got it
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um i just i before we go any further it's just it's jarring uh can you please
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speak in the third person as you normally do diglett is glad to be here we we've
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established this you're not and it's not i it's it's me okay
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jonathan keep speaking in third person jonathan no not your proper name just me me me am
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cookie monster me cookie monster
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no you do no you do say your name you say it quite a yeah in fact you i'm sure you guys know each other yeah best
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friends i know cookie monster no you know me no me no we know cookie monster
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hey how do you like your new job hey does it get weird with a yeah listen
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alex alex is dead uh alec is dead is it alex or alec alex ale ale is dead
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kenneth kenneth has not is not the same the kind of charis charisma they've been trying guest host after guest host how
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are you feeling your new job oh
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alex me and jeopardy host yes yes yes you are you don't know who current
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jeopardy host no you don't have to no no no second half um um me is cookie
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monster who is new host of jeopardy so close so you're so close i think you
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gave me the the the a good friend and probably can i i'm just guys i've been dying i'm going to do it i'm going to do
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sarah leave we're tired of you no go where you can't hear us plug your ears
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in your ear put your fingers in your ears don't ears there's there's closed caption let's get some recommendations
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suggestions for who uh sarah is going to be yes d d
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that was the best laugh of the night you jerk uh yes right over here jim carrey jim
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carrey and behind yes you should make the like manly man arnold the manly man
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all right we'll go in the uh right here yes johnny johnny john johnny bravo well
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that's pretty good johnny bravo that's pretty darn good uh anybody else anybody yes gamestop employees
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just just done done easy peasy fantastic
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everybody's got it very good all right on the count of three 1 2 3 you're late
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1 2 3 1 2 3 [Applause]
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i'm so sorry i'm late you should be you should be sorry you should be sorry sorry whose time is it you're uh have
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you been punched in yet 17 minutes late this is ground no come back we need you we need you this is grounds for firing
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yeah stocks are tanking we don't know what to do we're so glad you're here are you serious yes okay thank you i'm happy
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to be here we're glad you're happy to be here good so i'm i'm h i'm uh i have a job you do have a job you do have a job
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now you're nailing this you definitely have a job okay and i'm late to this job how much will you give me for this copy
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of my playstation 2 jack and daxter oh my god um 30 i i have no money um zero how much do
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you pay me to take this off my hands am i at a convention
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we you're having flashback we'll we'll put a bid in it we'll put in it no you're doing great okay so i have
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we could trade it we could trade it for credit yeah for store credit oh so i'm on a story plate you're taking this so
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seriously very serious i like to win there's no winning once you're on this stage you've already lost
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you are a store employee our stocks are tanking and we really stop
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one more for you take your time very good that was fast what apparently sarah's plugged
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into current events uh all right we need another one for max let's make it very
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difficult very difficult we got our wishbone the dog what's his story
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wishbone yes that's really good i really like it all right right here
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that's also very happy from fairy tale another pet harrison ford and you're really mad you
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have to do another star wars they're bringing you back for that's very specific
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that's very hard i like very funny it's very funny we're convincing him to make
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it yeah we'll be the executive we want it to be even harder and harder okay got it the target dog the target dog target
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dog okay good froto baggin okay froto baggin i have it i think i have it harrison ford he doesn't want to be the
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new role which is diglett oh that's pretty
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good harrison ford has been cast as diglett they're paying him $40 million
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so he has to do it but he's not happy about it because this is 2035 he's
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encased in formaldahhide yes this is detective pikachu 4 we've got it
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harrison ford he's upset that he's playing his dick yes i hate this on the count of three you're
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late one two three one two three
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it's me the fortnite chicken wait i'm sorry sir wait you're you're okay with
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being the fortnite chicken yes i love chicken i eat it for breakfast lunch and dinner you did a very good job there
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that was a very good chicken we called you in we're your we're your a where are your agents you're the executive and we
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thought that we'd kind of come to a an understanding because you said no we're backstage of a con right now and i said
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no to and we we we backstage of a con know what you said no to we flew in
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because we heard you know how you're feeling about this and and we're here to discuss it with you we you have to do
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this it was $40 million i don't want to but i guess for $40 million i'm dave
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chappelle no no no uh uh listen i know we're
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backstage uh star wars con is going to go on without you one way or the other yeah yeah so uh we just want to make
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sure you're okay yes yeah you flew yourself to star wars con big whoop yeah
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and you can fly you crashed your plane into four golf courses on the way here yeah i'm on solo
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i'm harrison ford yes you are harrison ford but we're worried about you because
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we thought this was a really good deal it was $40 million and all you had to do was voice the little guy come on do the
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voice do the voice uh yeah i'll do the voice the little guy
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oh am i stitch you're not stitch you they passed on you
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damn it yeah sorry sorry they gave that to rhino and i passed on the $4 million
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you don't pass on you took it oh i did i did but you you just don't want to do it i don't want to do it i don't want to do
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it cuz you don't like much i don't like animatronics so i yeah and you'd spend most of your time underground voicing
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this character too just to give the character they don't want to do cg they're back to practical effects they want to put your head in the in
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the we won't see the bottom of you you won't see my bottom and we got you we got you the extra 20 million because i
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that guy no uh you're going to get the extra 20
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million because they're going to dupe you when you evolve halfway through the movie there'll be three of them three of
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you there'll be three of them it's going to be amazing i'm charmander and they'll dupe me and i'll evolve to charizard
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well there's one charizard harrison you didn't create wait a second i'm dlet
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so say the whole thing in one sentence i'm harrison ford playing diglett and
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how do you feel about it bad yeah ah
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good sarah i'm a i'm a married man will you go on a date with me this is a i
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don't want to get in trouble all right all right my wife is a lovely and scary we're going to play a game called tinder date okay sounds good
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what we need for these two fine voice actors is a suggestion of who they are
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maybe it's a historical figure maybe it's um a character but it has to be someone with a funny voice so who are
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they i'm going to take a lot of suggestions here anybody with a funny voice that you can think of yes jigglypuff jigglypuff i'm just going to
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call it out now i think for sarah's lawyers let's stop uh pokemon let's keep this pokemon out of that seriously uh
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yes thank you donkey donkey from shrek why are you guys trying to get us canled
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guys work in animation connory what do you mean sean connory yes scooby-doo
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scooby-doo yes scrooge mcduck scrooge mc any female yes red marge simpson marge
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simpson yes piggy miss piggy okay yes quinn harley quinn anybody that anybody
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that you hear you can steal i'll steal yes hey pudding jennifer kage jennifer
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koolage that's max's specialty oh yeah
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i want a hot dog real bad yes
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okay sarah's sarah's going to be jennifer kohage who's robbie going to be uh yes
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grew that's an excellent source will defo william defo yes
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[Applause] i can't they're watching uh he's going to
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do a girl he's just russian right perfect all right give it up for these two all
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right i'll be one i will wait for here you wait for me i'll be late i'm going to sit wherever i want the game is
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called tinder dates i'm just going to sit right here uh the game is called tinder dates uh it's a new choice game
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so the scene is going to go on and ray and i have the power to say
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swipe left or swipe right if i say swipe right swipe right on me if i say swipe
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left they have to come up with a new choice for the thing they just said if i say swipe right the scene continues it
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doesn't continue until i'm happy and i say swipe right for example you say hi
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and i say swipe left oh what was the rule i wasn't listening perfect good job
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sarah let's give it up yeah sarah
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jennifer i really wasn't listening i hope my date this year she's as
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attractive i have only watched despicable me one time i am vaguely aware that he is a russian man he has
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children there is my ditch she is so beautiful i wish to sneak up on her and
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perhaps steal a kiss or steal her money or steal her house or embezzle her entire family's fortune swipe left i
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wish to embezzle her entire family swipe left i wish to kidnap her animals swipe
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right i wish to kidnap her animals for i am grew and i am bad hello my lovely
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dates oh hi swipe left new greeting oh you're sexy swipe left oh boy you're a
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bit fat for me swipe left [Applause]
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that's a sexy swipe left swipe left it's got to keep going i i have to oh uh i i
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i i think you're uh maybe just have a seat have a seat swipe right have a seat
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i feel like you were genuinely assessing me and robbie the person not grew the character in the dark feelings no honey
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i it's all right have you been to this restaurant before no but i want a hot dog
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[Applause] oh my god
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hello you strange man this is unpleasant for me are you a
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minion this is not what minions sound like at all you you're right i was trying to i
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was your biggest fan man i thought i was doing a good minion thank you you're doing such a good job here's $20 for
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making me look cool thanks man for coolage good luck man play it cool play it cool what do you guys want to have
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for dinner yes this is our waiter today jerry oh great um what would you like to
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eat i would like to eat a hot dog that's left i would like to eat the um the
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tater tots with the hot dog swipe left i would like to eat gator bites swipe
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right gator bites it's a really really good one we don't have gator bites it's okay just bring your chicken up until i'm
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tell we're all rooting for you what do you mean senpai don't worry about it
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i'll see you later okay okay oh boy i i didn't get to order anything this will
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be a sad dinner for g oh you are a literal maniac
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i i told you keep the car running this isn't going south swipe left i told you
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keep the jetpack going and heat up the seats if you know what i'm saying swipe right
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what do you want to work i'm the other waiter i am i am i am
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fasting i have one i have one water okay and i will like it in the uh skull of my
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enemies wow you guys i just want to say make such a cute couple oh we do did you
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hear that we couple hey you're on a famous tv show what is the name of tv show i'm on the white lotus swipe left
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i'm on the eat eat your backyards swipe left i'm on pokemon swipe left i'm on
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i'm on the galaxy con tv show we do a lot of convention coverage oh you're
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taking your jacket here oh me you look like you're chilly are you chilly are you chilly lady you
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took one of my rings off that's okay i will find it swipe left put her uh new jacket swipe left new placement of
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jacket swipe left okay all right swipe right this is perfect when i saw your
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when i saw your tinder profile i thought this is the woman that i would like to see swipe left and when i saw your t
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profile i thought "ooh i'm attracted to denim." it's my friend
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good for you because i i can't seem to get out of my jacket it's okay you don't
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seem very dextrous to me hey guys i got your gator bites oh you dropped your jacket dude you were losing points you
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put the jacket on the shoulders why did you put on her head push she's trying it this is
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chicken she's so smart man i'm out of here man it's all up to you i give up
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swipe left new exit this is all up to you man i'm digging my
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hole out of here [Applause]
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you can keep going it's going to take a little while okay is he burying the body maybe i don't know they did not tell the
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gate to bite i don't want to die so do not do that i don't want to die safer on me i will not hurt you i promise you're
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a known murderer i don't i think canonically grew has never murdered anyone that's why i left i think
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canonically grew is possibly committed a fantastic many felonies
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yeah i am a felon i've heard that i am a felon and i also have three adopted children is that a deal breaker for you
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that's a really tough one are they nice not really but they all teenagers mostly hate me
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but i i make good money i'm good man i'm a good soup you strong hearty woman you
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look like you enjoy good soup you like soup no swipe left yes swipe left a lot more
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than pasta swipe right pasta it's good we will order for you hey i was
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wondering you're a very beautiful woman i want you to know you are very beautiful do you have any beauty tips
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for groo to be more beautiful surgery okay
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good good very good i enjoyed this maybe we'll do again do we want to do it do
27:25
let's do who else wants to date let's do okay cool take it easy
27:31
let's do shipping and then let's finish with hing with water sounds great all right i'm going to need something very specific from the audience and i'll go
27:37
on down here and get it myself i need three real life couples
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partners husbands and wives wives and wives husbands and husbands
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we'll take them all we'll take them all you two how well do you think you know each other you're cooked get up
28:00
there you're going to walk around uh that that side over there ray could you help guide them over a little bit all
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right who do we have what do we have i know you were uh i know you're entangled are you romantically entangled engaged
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get on up there you crazy kids fantastic fantastic do you are you feeling it or
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no here here's the thing you got your hand way up and you got your hands way down in your
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pockets you guys scared get get your asses up there
28:33
all right goran i know he listen that kid watching jiu-jitsu kais and he seemed way
28:40
worse here's the deal give it up for our lovely couples please take a seat next
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to each other a nice round of applause you guys are going to share
28:52
this mic that's for you come on up you guys are going to share that mic uh this is a game we like to call the shipping
28:59
game it's a spin on the old dating game uh we're going to find out a little bit about our partners we're going to ask them some questions that they should
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know as nerd romance friends and see who can get the highest score winner gets
29:12
absolutely nothing but a great high five but uh i love this cuz we'll see if the people have a life stop do not talk
29:18
you're done cut off this is over you know cheater cheater pumpkin eaters here boom and then boom hi guys what are your
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names if you don't mind talking to the microphone yeah what's your name i'm uh colin and what's your name katie colin
29:32
and katie we need a shipping name for them like bennifer what's colin and katie going to be that's really tough
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cuz it starts with the same it's just katie
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kakali could that go kakoli okay perfect how long have you guys uh been what's
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the nature of relationship are you dating are you engaged are you married what's say
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whoa it's a small world uh what does kowi mean oh it's a college it's a
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college your college is your shipping name fantastic uh how long have you two
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been are you dating like two years two two years and three
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years not off to a good start guys we got a little bit of trouble all right give it up for kakali yeah yeah
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yeah uh we met earlier uh tell people what your name is my name's kristen
30:26
what's your name my name is johnny johnny and kristen what's it going to be kani kjani that's savage i love it give
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it up for coojani let's go uh kani how
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long have you uh two been dating what's the nature of your relationship we've been dating for 3 years dating for 3
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years they might have been too we'll never know good 3 years versus 3 years we got an
30:50
even playing field uh all right jojo uh what are your names i'm tori tori i'm
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taylor all these illiterative names really [ __ ] up yeah it's messed up messed up
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i'm sorry it's okay don't worry something really messed up yes my last name is taylor you're tori and taylor
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tori taylor and taylor we have a chef in the audience tory taylor tory taylor tory taylor give it up for tori tory
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taylor uh how long have you been dating
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that's a that's a rough question well okay give me the give me the book jacket
31:29
take a guess three years no it's not like that there's give it up
31:34
for 3 years excellent so we got an even playing crowd no one's married no one's engaged
31:42
they're engaged we told you they're not engaged no the family heirloom on her finger's face not after this
31:49
i'm engaged too dating dating engaged you're engaged too you're engaged too
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you guys better pull it together pull it together three years we're going to find out how much uh you guys know
32:01
about each other we're going to ask you each a set of two questions you're not talking anymore you're not talking
32:06
anymore you're not talking anymore uh you're not allowed to talk about it we're going to send one half of you away it doesn't matter who and then we're
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going to ask your partner a question and they're going to ask how you would answer and then you're going to come
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back and see what your answer is and we'll we'll see who's um who's the best uh half of you go away with mass
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give it up for our walker awayers
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we can play this game forever and i always forget the questions if we don't have a powerpoint
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this one's really uh great do you guys know what a uh you're fine uh do you know what a furry is i'm familiar
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that that's that was so weighted uh our uh uh do you know you know what a furry is i don't know what a flowy is oh well
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that's so sweet like you so much uh a furry or one of those nice people that walk around in an anthropomorphic
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fursuit uh they're like and do we have one out there oh there's not really a furry out there it is all right awesome
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sorry sorry to point wait don't you don't you get in trouble for taking off your head or something never mind it's
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okay you're not the kids i won't tell the other furries i promise uh uh okay so here's the question if your partner
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was a furry what kind of animal would they be a cat oh definitely a cat that
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was so fast a cat very good a cat so good if your partner was a a furry wedding what would they be an orange cat
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an orange cat an orange cat well bonus points for specificity if your partner was a furry is taylor would never be a
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furry i'm going to take that as your main she's going to come back and say i would never be a furry i think it's specific
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enough that she can get it right yeah i'll take it as an answer all right all right easy easy easy next one love to
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the furries though next one's a softball we love the fries next one's a softball
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what's your partner's favorite anime all time yuyu haka show yuyu hakasha show or
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one piece but probably yuyu haka show okay okay okay we'll go with yuyu that was your that was your knee-jerk we're into the classics favorite anime all
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time yours not yours yours wait were you the were you the orange cat okay okay good
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good good just making sure just making sure uh what is it jjk jjk i love the
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sound of that fantastic he doesn't watch a lot of anime i can't
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choose that should make it easy what's the one he's seen which one he's
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heard of yes they're just a kaisen that's for sure double jk okay see you sarah sorry hook him up with more of a
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saturday morning cartoon uh all right do we have all of our answers on the count of three we're going to go 1 2 3 i ship
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it ready 1 2 3 i ship it 1 2 3 i ship it
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one two three here comes love they cannot absolutely
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give it up for our other half cheers no more talking from this point on you are
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not allowed to talk or whisper to your partner you're going to you're going to abide by the rules of love boom boom
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boom we asked your partner two questions we asked him two questions they're super simple number one i'll save you for
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[Applause] last if you're so scared if you were a
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furry do you know what a furry is yeah yeah what kind of animal would you be
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what kind of animal would you be if you were a furry a bird
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the exact opposite i love this you're learning things about each other you guys he was
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a feathery all along they've actually been dating for 23 years that's why they
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couldn't decide your partner said "cat the murderer of birds." okay next if you
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were a furry what kind of animal would you be get specific okay an orange cat
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oh my god let's go specifically missing its right eye wow
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okay okay uh if you were a furry what kind of furry would you be i wouldn't
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savage all right all right she was so specific about it that we had to announce it yeah this one's so super
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easy 3 2 1 what's your favorite anime one piece
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now one piece was second place okay no jojo's it's jojo's and one piece and three yuyu haka show oh god see this is
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the hold on save it for couples therapy well the bills on us
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oh i know you haka show all right one what's your favorite anime jiujitsu
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kaiser let's go two three two one we know you don't know a lot of anime but we know you watch some knee-jerk
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reaction follow your heart remember your love to the last two or three
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years what's your favorite anime soloing
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feel it that was second choice first loser other side of you get out let's go
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let's go let's go you're out of here you're out of here don't be by the way this has no real value to it don't be
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mad at me no i love her a i've got a kitchen so like she knows i love you you
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have to show it it was the first anime i ever watched that's the sweetest thing i've ever heard wait your first anime you ever watched was your favorite so
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it's all been downhill pretty much that's why i started watching one piece
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i love one piece i have multiple one piece tattoos current score two 1 zero
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you better you better you better step it up buddy you better step it up buddy
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do you know what a waifu is do you know what a he's so scared he just hit
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himself with a microphone your wife for life uh or a husbando uh who if your
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partner had one their all-time top anime crush of all time fictional person who
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would their waifu or husbando be it would be ian koji from classroom
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elite ionoji from what classroom elite classroom elite that sound is so
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specific i really believe in you right now falter wifu for lifeu or husbando
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forever nico robin from one piece nico robin from one piece
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taste waifu or husbando of all time oh it's tough i know there's lots
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it's very hard okay whoa no don't be scared everything's going to be just
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fine well see here's the thing what's the thing
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abakio is her wife and i don't mean like who is your partner's wife for life
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everybody else in the trash that's it can i change my answer
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no no sarah you have to be the arbiter of this yes if this goes in the trash tonight it's on you okay i really want
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you to win who is either abakio that's her wife okay
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or what is she going to say it might be corz her husband corone wow orone
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okay well we'll keep that in mind i'll see how nice i am feeling in a minute you going to change your answer who's
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going to take care of him you scare him i'm sorry tell me honey who is it it's probably
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black butler sebastian sebastian from black butler that's good yes okay okay
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okay okay uh we we've got our answers thank you sarah here we go all
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right we'll help you if you don't know their name who is your partner's
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favorite voice actor all time english or japanese doesn't matter favorite voice
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actor all time goatated could be near could be far could be standing right
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next to it could be anybody it could be you can think about it and tell it to the nice lady if you don't we'll take
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your dad away from you right now he's moving on to the next contestant if you don't know their name we'll help you think about it okay favorite voice actor
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all time hit me with it who is it going to be who is it going to be you're literally surrounded by them why are you
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thinking so hard okay thank you do you have one do you have one fast it's robbie d let's
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go who's robbie he's taken so many of my roles
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over the years please he's all over twitter why
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why but i'll accept your answer who's your who's your favorite voice actor
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um the voice actor for gojo i'm going to go uh ki tang kg tang i know that's
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wrong that's the first thing that came to my mind okay if you want to change it you can but not when they come back listen bro favorite choice actor or
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actress ever don't don't listen to her your relation your relationship is worth more than the last two to three years
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have been worth more than $20 i want to say justin riner yes
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all right justin kitang robbie dreamman dreaming nico robin sebastian mother of
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a yes i ship it one two three i ship it
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one two three i ship it 1 2 3 [Applause]
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oh yeah come on in guys give it up for our second half this is the end of this game we're going to find out if love is
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real or if it's slowly
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dying don't you two all love each other too much
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disgusting we asked partner two questions they gave their answer for their best guess we're firing right off
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here we are who is your waifu for lifeu or your husbando forever which one waifu
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or husbando who's it going to be number one anime crush all the time who is
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it it's god i always knew you were a woman of christ i'm just kidding who's
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your husband or wife uh into the mic do the one that comes to your heart who is
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it two people uh joker from persona 5 joker from persona
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5 or number two sebastian from black okay we're going to give you a half a
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point you can thank me later it's your wife for life you're
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husbando forever you're husbando i don't know why
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she picked it's a wife it's a waifu who's your waifu for lifeu who's your
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waifu nico robin this is savagery over three for three
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well that's embarrassing not at all it's not a competition except it exactly is
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is it a fire emblem character i'm not going to give you any hints but stop okay i'm not looking at her
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zoro one piece who's your second choice who's my second choice i don't know girl
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we've got a lot to talk about what was your answer abakio or kora wife is a my
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wife is a bakio all right here we go last round not looking too good over here gang but you have a chance since
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you have five points and they have one you can do this who is your alltime
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favorite voice actor there was a lot there's something i
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don't i don't have any voice actors uh what's the one that comes to mind what's the one that right off the bat
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[Music] you you sweet summer
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child i appreciate the compliment but you're going to ride that one half of a
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point into the rest of this evening who did you say justin bryer wait justin
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take it okay listen he still loves you don't worry about it don't worry about
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it who's your all-time favorite voice actor let's go if you don't know the actor's name and
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you know the character i can help you probably tony chopper who
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tony chopper tony chopper it's not chopper you're still winning but are you
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crying who is it i will say i mean second is probably
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luffy luffy did i do it i said okay okay okay okay okay okay okay who's your
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favorite voice actor all time he's this guy you might not have heard
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of he's kind of underground what's his full name robbie dam yes you said it
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[Music] correctly give it up two points
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three points a half a point but an extra point for
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cuteness thank you so much for sticking around
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i'll do this with you right at the end of the show deal all right get your toases out of here nice work give it up
45:58
for our couples all right this is
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it we're going to play one last silly little game to end the night did you
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guys have fun yeah we had fun with you you are a small but mighty crowd uh we've done this show
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for all numbers of people and you've got the right vibes we're going front row center uh we're going to stay right
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about here uh this next game is called high noon so uh we're going to have one
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person in the middle we're going to fill their mouth to the brim with a little bit of awa and we're going to try to
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make them laugh we can take turns however we want we're gonna just just gonna just just gonna take our times
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we're going to take a few different rounds all righty oh yeah forgot about that one just going to be right in front
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right this is a little bit different hey ray hey hey ray how are you oo i don't
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trust this i don't trust you either that's pretty good hey ray can i ask you a question it's okay this is uh this is
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tough oh you smell like sweet cream you're doing great this is
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very this is real justice this is why we came here in the room
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it's not allowed [Applause]
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sorry sit down sit down we got to do it i was pointing to the timer we have one
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minute to make them laugh one minute to make them laugh oh okay all right 45 44 and and start and action go
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hey i have to tell you something bobby i have a secret i need
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you robbie can i oh sorry uh passing through robbie can i oh sorry i did a
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fart i did a fart i can't be done in by
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i'm really sorry that you have to like see the back side all the time okay max is going to start at 0 0
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here we go one minute full minutes one minute two minutes he says
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oh there he is i can i can see it starting
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now next my name is marco i'm a penis
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salesman they're free they're free i can attach it for you if you like i can
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screw it on that's so damn
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show is a biohazard sarah would you like to be we've all had
49:12
our shots we've all had our shots a bottle if that's okay man oh man that
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was unexpected max says "give me two minutes." robbie says "i'll only need 10 seconds."
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okay none of this is funny none of this is funny better lock in we're very serious cheeks
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full hang on you're a lady what's it like to feel
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feelings can you explain to me empathy and
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kindness can you unlock the mystery of the vulpa
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you're just [Music] kidding the baby's concerned to babies
50:08
sarah just be nice to us and laugh because otherwise you're going to win and make us look really bad
50:14
so funny you're so silly you got a little got a little something right there i can feel it would you get that
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for her did you ever know that silent or far did you want to
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introduce guys she's got 10 seconds left knockk knockock who's there one
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word i'm not going to do it hi um would you
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like where'd the ps salesman go is he still here sarah won
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for the first time ever enjoy your water sarah i think there's
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only one thing to do left i think it's three boys sip and one lady
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tries to make it happen oh yeah you're easily the funniest one among us
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3v1 you think you're so strong you think you're so tough
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[Applause] that's it show's
52:18
over sarah has to have a talk with her lawyers we are getting sued and will never see us on stage again did you have
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fun uncle boss you guys are awesome we had fun with you
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all weekend i'm wet and he's dry she's somewhere in between i don't know uh
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thank you everyone enjoy your weekend have fun hey please take a selfie come on stage oh yeah we saw you yeah right