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Rob Schneider Gets Candid on Faith, Family, & Free Speech at Fan Expo Dallas 2025 Q&A Panel
Jun 16, 2025
Actor and comedian Rob Schneider shared powerful insights and heartfelt moments during his Q&A panel at Fan Expo Dallas 2025. From stories about prayer and personal growth to shout-outs for Charlie Kirk and reflections on the state of comedy and free speech, Rob brought both laughter and sincerity to the stage.
💬 Hear Rob discuss:
How to stay grateful during life’s hardest moments
His perspective on politics, culture, and media
Personal experiences with fame, family, and faith
The legacy of Deuce Bigalow, The Hot Chick, and SNL
00:00 Prayer, Faith and His Christianity
01:20 Schneider's Brand of Comedy
02:58 Anti-Intellecual Anti-Trans comments
04:00 The movie Rob Had the Most Fun on
05:00 Norm of the North
05:50 Benchwarmers / The Hot Chick
07:00 Adam Sandler's Script Writing / Friendship
07:50 Necessary Roughness / Anti-Reparations
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duth said something real beautiful the other day he said "You know a lot of people pray you know before and they're
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thankful or they pray for stuff when they need it and then after they've been through it but pray and be thankful in
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the middle of your difficulties cuz that's when we really learn most." And we should be grateful
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for that too for all of it god wants us to experience the whole gamut of feelings and emotions and experiences
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that's his gift and how we react to it as our gift back
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any other questions yeah first of all thanks for uh coming to see us today oh
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it's a pleasure i love anytime I come to Texas when it's under 110 degrees i love
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it so we got about 90 today well you've been entertaining this for a
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long time and uh appreciate your humor um big fan um but I I want to thank you
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for something else i've uh I've been watching you on YouTube with Charlie um
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Charlie Kirk yes thank you and I I appreciate you because
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um common sense and uh just all the values that
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this this country was built on have uh seem to be gone gone out the window and
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and you stand up for what you believe in um you don't cow cow down to the the
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people that can't come to a comedy show and not get offended well you know this culture is worth fighting for amen i
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remember when I was uh 9 years old the first movie I ever saw was Blazing Saddles
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that movie couldn't be made today they couldn't make that movie today you're right they couldn't make Doo Piglo well
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they they wouldn't want to make Digalo again but but you know that's interesting cuz I think the idea that we
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need somebody to protect us somebody to censor uh us to protect our feelings and
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I just say this to people the the people who are most sensitive the most easily injured the
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most easily offended should not be the ones deciding what we get to listen to
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that's right what we get to watch and if they're offended they could do this incredible thing it's called watching
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something else it's an amazing power that we used to have and suddenly it's
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gone but I I think um hopefully we're coming out of that i hope that they'll come back to a place and you know I was
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lucky we were able to make it's really difficult to make movies it's very expensive and it takes a studio they got to make it they got to fund it they got
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to pay it they got to promote it and then they got to see if anybody goes and sees it so it's interesting uh and it's
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it's fun but it's expensive and it's anytime a movie's made it's a miracle in some way so luckily I've had a few
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miracles god bless you and God bless you thank you look forward to uh more of your films yeah i'm going to go Charlie
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Kirk is fun to to go to universities with for sure it's really interesting cuz um there's no really debate or
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talking anymore on campus it's so when someone has to really discuss something
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their their argument usually falls apart because it's not built on anything real
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it's a presupposition they're they're taught not to think critically on campus now
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they're taught to become advocates to a partisan policy that's illiberal and
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unamerican so they can't talk to you so it's nice but I feel very good that a
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lot of kids are waking up young people in university kids are waking up because they're they realize that they're being
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lied to and that a lot of this is nonsense and that if you just cuz you say you're a girl doesn't mean you're a
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girl cuz if you die in a thousand years we find your bones we can tell from your
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DNA testing you're a dude so it's pretty simple next anybody
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yeah hey what was your uh
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I'll I'll answer that question um what was your what was your breakfast this morning eggs uh what was my favorite
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movie yeah that like the one that you had the most fun in the one I had the most fun on was the weirdest one uh the
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Zohan that I'm saying it was very weird but I I really had a great time on that cuz it
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was uh I spent two I spent literally a month working on two versions of the same Palestinian accent and uh and it
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was really fun to work with other actors and on that one and for my mom who watched the movie you said you were in
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the movie I didn't see you where were you and I said I'm that guy no you're not that guy so it's cool to Adam used
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to try to hide me as much as he could in movies so thank you yes
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hi Rob um um Haj how did you get um approached for
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the role of Norm from Nor if you remember that movie that movie is such a
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disappointment for me i hope if you like it I apologize we spent four years working on that thing i wrote so many
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jokes with Jamie Lisso it was on Gutfeld we made it better and that stupid director didn't listen to us and I so I
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never would was in the the sequels to that one i mean the movie's cute whatever but it could have been really
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funny and that idiot cut out all the jokes so wherever that director is I guarantee you he's not at this
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convention right now no that one pissed me off but anyway I
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if you like the movie I take it all back nice okay all right thank you hey Rob
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whoa that was loud yeah do you have a fun story to share about benchwarmers or
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the hot chick behind the scenes that a lot of people might not know about well The Hot Chick my wife only let my
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kids see it well only one of my kids see it when she turned 12 that's the only
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movie my wife has let any of my kids see unfortunately there's a guide you can go
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look up and says you know whether your kids should see movies or not um that was a the hot chick was was a pretty
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good one the uh there's some really funny scenes in that that the the guys
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who was right for the Simpsons Matt Selman Mike Reese Dan Grainy uh Lou
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Martin these are some of the people that just geniuses that help you come up with
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funny ideas my favorite guy over there is Matt Selman and he came up with the line was like "Can I get that sex on the
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beach with extra sugar on the rim yum." And he said "Hurry up i'm going to pee
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in my panties." And he's supposed to be a guy i mean my girlfriend's panties
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would you ever pee in your girlfriend's panties check out this [ __ ] not peeing in his girlfriend's panties
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anyway um that one made me laugh hard but they're all fun i mean Adam Sandler
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had you know we got to the set on 51st Dates and there was no first line he said "Well let's just come up with
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something." I said "What do you mean come up with something you didn't figure this out already?" And so you know the
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studios watching and we're coming up and the line the only line I could think of is like "Shock only bite you when you
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try to touch their private parts." I said "That's good enough that's good enough are you sure?" Yeah that's good
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enough so I guess it was good enough but those are those are a lot of fun to do adam is a a particular talent you know
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he's the hardest working guy I've ever known in show business and um never a week goes by he doesn't call
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a check where are you right now what are you doing where are you going today you're Dallas what for he just checks up
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on me he's such a good friend yes hey Mr schneider uh can I get a fumble for me
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fumble oh my god that was like the first movie I ever made fumble fumble liar all right no that was um I didn't even know
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what movies how to make movies or anything and the next thing I from Saturday Night Live I got in that one and then 50 and then um um Home Alone
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after that oh Home Alone yeah home yeah yeah well I just I just wanted to say that to to piggy back on what was said
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earlier man the fact that you're able to couple your humor with your acumen you know the way that you're standing up
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today for all but but the thing that that really makes an impact is that you're so you know sharp you know in
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your humor so the the coupling of those is doing a a really good thing well
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thank you there was a joke that took a year to come out and it was about slave reparations in California and I was like
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there's something crazy here and I don't know what it is and then I was driving in Anaheim and it hit me i said "The
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state of California wants to pay slave reparations to pay people who were never
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slaves to be paid for by people who never owned slaves in a state that never
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had slaves that's like paying child support
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for a child you never had to a woman you never had sex with."
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But it got the idea of how kind of crazy it is in the culture that has gone too
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far tolerance to the part of idiocy and that's California don't California
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you're Texas people and I know it's happened i know Athens I know that Austin is lost i
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apologize but hang in to Dallas that's all you got hang in there yes over
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there so me and my family we grew up this is more of a request if you can do it
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watching Water Boy growing up water boy and one of our favorite lines is a qu or
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a statement you said and I'm just wondering now can you do it you can do
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it the water boy's a cheater cut his head off that was the interesting part about that
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was um you know for him asking for the guy he likes to have his head cut off
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because he lost the game my favorite one though was yelling at um his mama wake
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her ass off we got the weed tomorrow you know for PG-13 is pretty
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good hey I know that move yeah yes hello Bears fan hi
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uh my my question is uh sorry I bumped a little bit um that's okay uh you you you
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did great in Grown-Ups uh thank you uh why were why weren't you in Grown-Ups
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Too cuz my wife was having a baby and I didn't want to go if I was in Grown-Ups
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Too I would have been in Divorce too like I like Adam Sandler fun but I
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really had to make this relationship work cuz I really like my house the idea of moving is I just I
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don't want to do it so no I I I missed a lot of my career being in movies and TV and uh I didn't want to miss the that
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beautiful event so luckily I didn't and and luckily I'm still married because of
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that but yeah we're going to do uh Grown-Ups 3 next summer so it'll come
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out in the next fall yes
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hi Rob my name is Sammy how are you doing good thank you Sammy hey thanks for coming appreciate that thank you uh
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I got a few questions or comments um
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so you just mentioned somebody saying that uh happy Paris saying "We just lost
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last night the Dallas Stars lost." I know i was I invited to the game and I'm glad I didn't go because they would have
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blamed me cuz when they went the last game seven they won and I was there so
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they wanted me to come last night some of you have had a crushing sports loss
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or something like that in your life oh my whole life has been crushing sports look at me i'm a crushing sports loss
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already yeah um yeah I think every time the 49ers
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lose to the Dallas Cowboys it's a horrible time thank you that's my favorite team no when the Cowboys uh beat the 49ers in
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the playoffs like in the early 90s I still remember the pain of that yeah neither one of us are going to get out
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of here after that but I will tell you though the uh um they're going to do good this
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year they got a they got a good new wide receiver that's good and hopefully Jerry Jones will just shut up for the whole
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year that's what they need to do that's impossible we need Jerry Jones to say "Hey can't you just go on vacation
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you're 90 just chill out for a while it's too much pressure on the team so is
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this your cosplay outfit well it says you can do it on it oh okay i can't even
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We're all We're all come actors on stage we're just trying to dress our part i
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can't see I can't see nothing what is it it's uh the uh Cookie Monster oh good for you man you're never too old for
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that i I did actually have a couple of your Oh god i'm sorry checking up all your time what give one last one uh on
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SNL you played a lot of characters yeah uh was there one in particular that you really enjoyed doing the copy machine
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guy was good coffee machine guy there's one that I like that nobody you know that's much more rare is the the weed
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guy cuz I went to the store in upstate New York and everything in there looked like what my older brother would hide
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his weed in and so I went I took a little thing and I I took it up to the counter and I
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said "Where does the weed go in here?" And she looked at me but then the next week working with this really great
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writer named Lou Morton we wrote the sketch like you know this is a syninnagaliz loot it's carved from
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Deerwood they use one every seven years that's used for fertility rituals really
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what do I do with it you put your weed in there just you know that's thing about
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Saturday Night Live is that if you have an idea that's a little bit longer than a normal joke but it's not a movie
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that's the perfect venue so cool thanks and if you want to make fun of Adam
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Sandler that's okay sandler
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how you doing man good so my name is Sammy too so hey Sammy
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can you talk about how your uh audition process for Saturday scary yeah well I I
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was a comedian and all the comedians want to get make movies because that's that definitely you could upgrade
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your girlfriend you know if you make movies so um you know Saturday Night
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Live getting on that show was a really big deal this is 35 years ago um so I was a stand-up comedian and I
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performed the the main honcho over there the boss Lauren Michaels came out to go
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see comedians and I was one of the guys he was there to see that night and then um I did a set went
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really good i had a great set and I just walked out and left and the next day they said "Well Lauren would like to
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meet with you." And I said "Well I got a gig in San Diego for making
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$75." I said "Well he'll understand that I have to work and if he wants to meet me he can fly me to New York." So as I'm
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driving down to San Diego I literally have like a mental breakdown did I just
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screw up my entire life for 75 what am I doing and did I just blow it but out of
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all the comedians he met the only one he flew to uh New York was me who didn't go to that meeting because I was working so
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and then we got hired David Spade and I and David Spade true story he didn't put this in his book david Spade got hired
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because Lauren Michaels was told by Bernie Brilstein our manager that they write as a
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team and you have to hire both so that's So David got hired he owes me his entire
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career so just remind him when you see him thank you hello Rob my name is David i'm
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a very big fan of yours thank you i was lucky to meet you here in Dallas in 2016
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you were very nice to me i always remember that so thanks again for being here thank you you heard that ladies and
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gentlemen sammy he was a very nice guy thank you very much so my question is uh my favorite movie is Bench Warmers and I
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recently watched it i saw you know you sliding around and stuff what what was that like on your body like did you have
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to get in shape for that i was like I was almost 40 or 40 when I made the movie so yeah I was getting hurt every
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day on that movie but luckily I had a yoga person stretching me in every way possible and then I had um a baseball
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pitcher uh and a baseball hitter who was the same guy teaching me but it was the
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yoga that would kept me going and then also Shaquille O'Neal's doctor because when I was pitching sometimes the
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director I said you got to give me a couple days off and he said okay no worries the next day you got to pitch like pitch but I just pitched yesterday
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I'm going to hurt my so I tore my I tore my uh shoulder a light tear but Shaquille O'Neal has this doctor who's
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like he's a Chinese doctor which means it's going to be really painful and he did this thing called cupping with
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extraction cupping with and then you get this big bruise on your back but Then he also pokes needles in there to take the
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injury out it was very painful but you it it works and every baseball player
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knows about it now nobody knew about that 25 years ago so I'm always grateful to Shaquille O'Neal thank you so much
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Gus Bus i love it yeah all right Gusbuzz yes if you could have one superpower
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what would it be of course it's a very simple question to make as much money as
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Adam Sandler thank you you're welcome
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yes what would your superpower be i'm sorry what would your superpower be bring him back
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to stop time stop time that's interesting there's a movie that I want to do called Freeze which does that it's
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a kids movie you could be great in it that's a good idea what would you do with time if you if you're frozen i
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don't know basically anything basically anything will they get bored after a while i don't know how to do it also
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that's true you see this kid's going to do great and it's going to he's going to make he's going to be the next Bill
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Gates and we're all going to have to pay for it yes hello Mr schneider uh I was
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wondering what is your favorite Filipino dish oh man um a chicken adobo if you guys
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aren't Filipino you're not going to get this part uh and by the way do we have any other Filipinos here
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all right the others are all at the hospital god bless them all um I got to say like chicken adobo
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that's my big one but um the other one the pansit which is like the rice
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noodles with the seafood my mom never cooked that so when I went to my
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auntie's house they would cook it that was the best mita's house and uh but the
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pan sit is my favorite it's my wife figured out how to cook it uh but a
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chicken adobo that when I smell that I know I'm home with rice of course
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yes okay uh hi my name is uh Nathaniel hi
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Nathaniel like I got to say generally surprised to see here are you back here after nearly a decade
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thank you i I they were very nice invited me and it said Priscilla Presley's going to be there and I said
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I'm there so yeah I was I noticed you've done a lot of voice roles and I was like wondering uh what was like your favorite
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one to do well like I said Nor McDonald Nor McDonald's my favorite one norm
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McDonald um uh my favorite voice to do I
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really like The Reef believe it or not it's a little movie that u Mirror Max put out uh the reef is fun and I did
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like eight characters in it so I had a great time on that i love doing different characters cuz you guys can do
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different voices like one of the characters sounds like Christopher Walking so I made him talk like this the
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whole time and then um I like the old movie stars like Peter Lori cuz
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everything he said sounds so important i couldn't believe it i need to have it the papers are transiting so it's fun to
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do a bunch of those different old voices in movies but so that had a good time with them thank you yes
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hey Rob thanks for being here so uh I haven't watched Saturday Night Live in about 15 years but I grew up on the show
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and you were among my favorite cast in the entire history of the show we had a good one yeah yeah sandler and Farley
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and Spade and all those guys phil Hartman Dan Harman you can't beat it um
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they were good thank you what uh what was the craziest thing you saw Farley do on set farley was very funny and uh
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physically amazing but sometimes he would be a real practical joker
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um one time we were writing late at night it was very dark in the room and he came up to me he started asking me
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questions about "Have you ever spent any time in Wisconsin?" And I went "Uh no i mean I've been in
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Madison." Well let me tell you something and I knew there was something going on with Farley it was some joke but I
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didn't know where it was going so he has this normal conversation with me and he's kind of laughing and he turns
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around to walk away and he's got a whiskey bottle stuck up his ass so he made me talk to him when he
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had a Anyway that was a for him that was a joke
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the other one was um as a practical joke to his assistant
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while he was making Tommy Boy he took a dump in his own
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sink and I He said "Oh man my own sink man." I did man you didn't believe it i
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said "You took a dump in your own sink that's not a practical joke on him that's just practical joke on yourself."
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Oh man so anyway he uh he was a very special uh very special funny talent i I
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wish I could have made a movie with him i'm sorry that we never did yes so good afternoon
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getting I have a request and a question if that's okay the uh question uh you left us on a
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little bit of a cliffhanger for a childhood movie of mine Surf Ninjas did Indieg ever get that board waxed
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yes yeah that that was a um one of the first movies I ever did where I learned
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how to make a movie while we're making the movie and uh that was um you know
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one of those things that comes in handy later cuz when you want to make your own like Deuce Bigalow I learned from that movie like what the director's doing and
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stuff and we had to film that in Thailand the problem with filming a movie is that you they have costumes and
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if the costumes are too hot because they make them in Los Angeles so Lesie Nielsen is in Surf Ninjas he was 70 at
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the time god rest his soul had to fall down all the way down the stairs he didn't do we had a stunt double but they
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designed the outfits in Los Angeles we got to we got to Thailand and it was 120
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degrees so we're all sweating and then then then he puts on his bear outfit and
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I go "You know you're going to kill our our actor here and then there was a my favorite Leslie moment on the movie."
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She was you know just made me laugh is that there was this Thai family that lived in this bus the bus was the only
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place when we were on location that was slightly cooler than outside it was 95
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in the bus but outside it was like 115 so the bus you're still sweating but
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you're not completely dying anyway so the people the lovely Thai family it was
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their bus that they're renting us or whatever they say "Oh please leave no don't use bathroom please outside
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bathroom outside important please please." But we sleep here blah blah blah so we said "Oh yeah no problem." So
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anyway very important no no no the smell the horrible terrible you know 95 you
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know imagine that we live here this our house i said "Yeah don't worry about it i don't so please don't got so anyway
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yeah so anyway so Lesie Neielson's first day on set him walking to the back of the bus
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and I went like I hope somebody told them that for Lesie somebody told Leslie not to take a dump in their living room
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anyway he uses the bathroom in just that was it 95 degree heat that was it the
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these little Tai people God bless them they were like "No he ruined our house no
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please anyway cuz the bathroom you're not supposed to use but um that's all I
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remember he's like I I'm sorry young man i didn't realize that that was an issue i thought But anyway um that one made me
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laugh really hard i'm sorry it doesn't make you guys laugh but Yes oh hey could
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I get a It's me Jessica i'm in here from the wife yeah well you have to stand up for that one
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april it's me Jessica i'm in here so that was a fun one thank
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you that that movie holds up i I say that was my my the first movie that my
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wife let my kid my 12-year-old see yeah hi Rob it's nice to see you again nice
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to see you i was just wondering do you have any thing you were able to take home from a movie or from a show you
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know what that's really funny judge Dread uh Stallone gave me his belt belt
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buckle that said dread i still have that and then um on the water boy there was
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remember Adam Sanders putting up signs of a gorilla cuz he doesn't want his mom to think that he um was playing
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fooball anyway I was at the party and when I used to drink and uh that sign
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was at the front of the party and I said taking that with me so I took that and
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then um when I was working with Leslie Nielsen I said "That's a very nice suit
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sir where'd you get that?" He said "Well my last movie." And I'm like "You can take your clothes from your last from
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your movies it's in my contract young man." And so um you know I used to
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always just donate the stuff and then somebody come up to me and go you know you see this shirt does it do it remind
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you of anything they um I don't know it's from Benchwarmers i said "Yeah I didn't remember." They said "I paid $800
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for that." I said "$800 if I knew it was worth $800 I would have never given her away." So but people people collect it
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now and people buy stuff like when they made um you know uh Harry Potter they sold
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all the wardrobe and stuff like that they auction it off but people got to know that there's like three or four of
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each of them so you don't know which one if they really wore it in the movie or not i remember because when I did Home
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Alone 2 Chris that's when Planet of Hollywood first opened and so they would
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hang up different movie you know paraphernalia and memorabilia and one of them was the the um the sled from Home
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Alone one and so I was in Chris Columbus offices i said "Hey that was very nice
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you gave away the sled from Home Alone from Planet Hollywood." And he said "No
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that one we never used that one this is the one we used." And underneath his desk he pulled out the sled from allow
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one so be careful what you buy yes yes hi Rob uh thank you for being
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here you are an amazing person and an amazing actor i just want to ask if you would to do a cosplay what cosplay will
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be and what's your favorite anime oh man cosplay i probably want to do something
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from Star Wars so I can cover my head so nobody but nobody asked me for anything the whole day
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um let me see i really love I mean when I was a kid and I saw Star Wars this the
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the second movie especially I was just like lifech changing it just hit me so
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hard you know it's like it's so great to see the guy from Indiana Jones here how
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amazing was that movie when you saw it you know and then um I worked with uh
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Charlton H when he hosted Saturday Night Live and they said "Do you know that originally that was I made that movie
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they remade that." So I never found out of Charlton H he has a movie that's similar to the Indiana Jones movies but
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um Stephen Spielberg's a genius probably the greatest American entertainer next to Elvis who ever lived just in case
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Priscilla is here all the best thank you
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hi Rob my name is Andrew uh thank you for being here first off thank you i went ahead took your advice man i bought
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your book um thank you exactly you can't do it surprisingly yep um a lot of
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really cool things in here to read about and all the pictures and stuff but I have to ask if you if you can recall what was the your most favorite thing to
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write about in this book uh probably
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um about my mother in the Philippines and uh about working at a gas
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station you know just cuz I was a when I was 16 I was working at a gas station
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when they had to change the license plate when you had to odd or even and people come up and they go like
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"Robbie you know me i'm sorry I don't have an even plate today but I really
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need gas and he's like so you just did what you could and
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I just remember like man I have to have a more fun job than this uh but uh that that's what was fun
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to write about in the book and also writing about um you know people who uh
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for vaccines and you know learning the history of where it really comes from vaka means how vaccine means how pox
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when you learn the history of it you really it's really something else and that's in the book because uh I think
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it's an important thing that people just don't get told that they have to take a shot or they have to close their
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business and that's not really fair and that's not that's hopefully will never happen again and thankfully President
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Trump has made an executive order stating that
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and Did the two Democrats get up and leave i love you love you i still love you
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uh yes sir mr schneider um kind of like a bit of two questions i've seen movies of you where you have you kind of have
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like the serious thing going with a dose of comedy to kind of you kind of ease in there i guess kind of like saying like
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how would it um I'd love to more dramatic films yeah i mean I'm going to make a few more movies i'm trying to
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figure out i really like performing live standup like I'm doing it here in Dallas Sunday for work tomorrow and then Waco
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in a couple hours i'm really driving right from here in this outfit to go stage in Waco um you have to do it if
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you to get a lot to get good at it u but there's a couple of movies not a
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lot there's a few movies that I would like to make uh I'm gonna figure out um
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you know I'm probably gonna do the animal too uh for the money and then um
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but we wrote a really funny script jamie Lisso and my wife Patricia Maya wrote a really funny script and we're going to
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see how that does and it's tough to make movies and then hopefully we'll get to make uh a couple of more there's a few
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ones I really feel like I want to throw my heart into and there's a TV series I'm going to start uh in the fall so
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called tenure yes last question yes
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thank you thank you awesome that you're here Rob thank you
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thanks for being here um when you were with uh Lesie Neielson do you have that heart thing if so uh
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Chris could have used that when he caught up and walked away i know he could have um yeah that's true lesie
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Nielsen the great actor Lesie Neielson from Naked Gun and those movies he used to literally have a fart machine carry
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with him my question uh though is uh and he just dread talking all of a sudden
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he's like on Judge Dread what how do you use the seashells that's not Judge Dread
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that's Demolition Man demolition Man that's right cuz what happens is it's a futuristic movie we unthaw this police
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officer from the 1990s and um and he doesn't know um he
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uses the toilet and can't find the toilet paper and I'm sorry but where's the toilet paper i don't I was just in
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the bathroom and I just in the elevator and then uh I just saw three
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seashells and then I it's like he doesn't know how to use the seashells and it's never explained for 30 years
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people asking me this question so my answer is is always the same yeah you take the three seashells you lift them
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up and the toilet paper comes out well thank you so much for your time
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have a great time it's amazing people here so all the best to you guys thank
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you so much for being here you can do it Dallas i love you thank you very much
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